What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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