Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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out of your comfort zone

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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I'm sn otter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Anti Joke

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