Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Three black men were walking...

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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poopoo

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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