What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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