What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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