- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

69

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??