Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

mooooh im a cow

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

alert("The Game");

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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