what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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the battle of waterloo

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's 6+2? 16

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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