Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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