Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

thumb_up thumb_down

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

thumb_up thumb_down

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Poop

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

thumb_up thumb_down -2

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is an anti-joke? This is.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

thumb_up thumb_down -6

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops