What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

How do magnets work?

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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