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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Knock knock No one was home

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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