What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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