Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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