Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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brett is a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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