Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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planking.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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