- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Banana(s)

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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