a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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like my drawing of a white person?

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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