- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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