- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

womens rights!

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

You're so straight!

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

That's what he said.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Women's Basketball.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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