- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Hey Caleb.

women's rights.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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