Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Y2K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

NEVER

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

The WNBA

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Pavel Novak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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