- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Child Prostitution.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

I dislike old people.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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