what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Boobs are nasty!

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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