Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Vagina-Boob

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Women's Rights

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Women's Rights

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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