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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Knock knock. Come in.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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