- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Vagina-Boob

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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