- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Poop

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Penis in a box.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.