A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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