- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

ollie is a fag so are you

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

NEVER

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Woman's Rights.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

baby seal walks into a bar

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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