Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Justin Bieber

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you call Obama? - the president

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Penis jokes.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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