Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

minced oaths

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Unflushed Shit...

Avery has crabs.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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