666 im christian

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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