Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Women rights..

George Bush.

what time is it rape time

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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