How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock Come in!

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Poopsack Jones

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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An asian walks out of math class

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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