- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

This is not Will Smith.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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