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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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My butt!!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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