What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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newt gingrich

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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penis that is all

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Anti Joke

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