Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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noodles

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

im black

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

i like potatoes

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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