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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Anti jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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