Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Time flies like a banana.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Hey Caleb.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

womans rights

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

gay marriage.

Star Wars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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