- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

what is white and sticky? glue.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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