What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

I LIKE TURLES.

whats better than shoes feet

9:11 make a wish

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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