Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What's your name? You tell me.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Amputations.

Women's Basketball.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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