Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Ancient Greeks rights

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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