Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Pianca going ham

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

It's your mother, open the door.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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