What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Women Drivers.

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What should I name my dog?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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