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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Golf.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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