A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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barack osama

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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69

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Sea World Japan.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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