Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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I am a real homosexual

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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the WNBA

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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