Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Mmmm, donuts

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why....... Because.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Your life That's the joke

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Anti Joke

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