Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Hitler

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if it's friday, it must be China

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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