Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

I'm gay. Great me too.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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