When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

pubic lice.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

sixty....eight.

Baseball

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Lets make like trees and stand still

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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